Let's start at the very beginning, it's a very good place to start...

HELLO THERE INTERWEB TYPE PEOPLE!!! 

My name is Clarey and a big hearty WELCOME to my little corner of the Interweb world, to which I can escape to when I've dealt with too many idiots (to put it politely) in the outside world, and because I work in retail, this happens on pretty much a daily basis. 

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